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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Yorkshire boy living in Halifax with his amazing husband. Travel and life enthusiast. blessed and highly favoured. &#xA;&#xA;Newcastle🖤🤍</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mikeycrossley.bsky.social</link><title>@mikeycrossley.bsky.social - Michael Crossley</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mikeycrossley.bsky.social/post/3mkdabqh32s2b</link><description>Rumour has it Russell Brand is still flicking through that bible trying to find his favourite verse.</description><pubDate>25 Apr 2026 14:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zvivizwi5plwt32dwcmp5rt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdabqh32s2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mikeycrossley.bsky.social/post/3mjcqnogx3k27</link><description>I&#39;ll be like &#34;I needed this&#34; &#xA;&#xA;And it&#39;s just me getting drunk</description><pubDate>12 Apr 2026 16:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zvivizwi5plwt32dwcmp5rt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjcqnogx3k27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mikeycrossley.bsky.social/post/3mj3tt6qqcc2f</link><description>Donald Trump has fucked the war up so badly that they&#39;re having to use the Epstein files to distract everyone.</description><pubDate>09 Apr 2026 22:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zvivizwi5plwt32dwcmp5rt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj3tt6qqcc2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mikeycrossley.bsky.social/post/3miewmlwldk2t</link><description>No one:&#xA;&#xA;Kristi Noem’s husband:</description><pubDate>31 Mar 2026 19:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zvivizwi5plwt32dwcmp5rt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3miewmlwldk2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mikeycrossley.bsky.social/post/3mhm22pjtis2z</link><description>Iran is winning.&#xA;https://media.tenor.com/ZUjkfRuRVuEAAAAC/apple-i-phone.gif?hh=278&amp;ww=498</description><pubDate>21 Mar 2026 22:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zvivizwi5plwt32dwcmp5rt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhm22pjtis2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mikeycrossley.bsky.social/post/3mgx5b323e22z</link><description>If its so easy for the U.S to eliminate their enemies and aassassinate other countries &#34;leaders&#34; then why haven&#39;t they done anything about.... I won&#39;t say his name but let&#39;s say it rhymes with Blue tin</description><pubDate>13 Mar 2026 14:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zvivizwi5plwt32dwcmp5rt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgx5b323e22z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mikeycrossley.bsky.social/post/3mgk25duek22w</link><description>Israel is a shit stain on the undercarriage of the earth</description><pubDate>08 Mar 2026 09:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zvivizwi5plwt32dwcmp5rt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgk25duek22w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mikeycrossley.bsky.social/post/3mftbcy2uks25</link><description>The right are having a meltdown over on X due to the green party winning Gorton and Denton</description><pubDate>27 Feb 2026 08:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zvivizwi5plwt32dwcmp5rt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mftbcy2uks25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mikeycrossley.bsky.social/post/3mfkca26v4c2t</link><description>Zia Yusuf is a reyt smarmy bastard.</description><pubDate>23 Feb 2026 18:36 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zvivizwi5plwt32dwcmp5rt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfkca26v4c2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mikeycrossley.bsky.social/post/3mfcy2tuapk2o</link><description>God watching America</description><pubDate>20 Feb 2026 20:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zvivizwi5plwt32dwcmp5rt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfcy2tuapk2o</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mikeycrossley.bsky.social/post/3mfcx4vncts2f</link><description>Giving companies $175 billion in refunds when the consumers were the ones paying for the tariffs</description><pubDate>20 Feb 2026 20:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zvivizwi5plwt32dwcmp5rt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfcx4vncts2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mikeycrossley.bsky.social/post/3mfcutygvlc2q</link><description>I think we may be witnessing the end of Trump</description><pubDate>20 Feb 2026 19:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zvivizwi5plwt32dwcmp5rt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfcutygvlc2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mikeycrossley.bsky.social/post/3mfcso2oewc2q</link><description>Trump melting down in real time over his tariffs been blocked. &#xA;&#xA;Delicious.</description><pubDate>20 Feb 2026 19:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zvivizwi5plwt32dwcmp5rt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfcso2oewc2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mikeycrossley.bsky.social/post/3mf62tmmmyc2u</link><description>I doubt Donald Trump even knows what Chagos is. 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Can everyone please share. She&#39;s vulnerable.</description><pubDate>17 Jun 2025 19:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zvivizwi5plwt32dwcmp5rt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrt7olujdk23</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mikeycrossley.bsky.social/post/3lrkrmij3722i</link><description>I would love to hear what Benjamin Netenyahu says about Donald Trump behind closed doors</description><pubDate>14 Jun 2025 10:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zvivizwi5plwt32dwcmp5rt2/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrkrmij3722i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/mikeycrossley.bsky.social/post/3lrkrkqyses2i</link><description>Menachem Begin played a key role in creating Likud. Netenyahu party. &#xA;Menachem Begin. A man who was part of a zionist paramilitary group Irgun.  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