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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Native New Yorker, Constant talker. Atheist. Feminist. Vaccines Work. All thoughts/feelings/statements are mine alone.</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/offbalance.bsky.social</link><title>@offbalance.bsky.social - Brighton Bitch Memoirs </title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/offbalance.bsky.social/post/3mcfu45uopc2p</link><description>🧊 is apparently going door to door in Queens. Remember- you don&#39;t have to answer the door for anyone - be they fundraising, proselytizing, campaigning, or anything else.</description><pubDate>14 Jan 2026 19:57 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:zwvxcyfmtly5tivbvavtpvr5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcfu45uopc2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/offbalance.bsky.social/post/3mbnh7xaw5s24</link><description>I&#39;m going to be deeply annoyed if Sinners is continually brushed aside this awards season. ESPECIALLY with how Michael B. 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I am at a concert in a band Tshirt and jeans.&#xA;It is 2005. I am at a concert in a band Tshirt and jeans.&#xA;It is 2015. I am at a concert in a band Tshirt and jeans.&#xA;It is 2025. 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Because capitalism rests on the unpaid labor of women. Framing that work as sacred or anti-capitalist doesn’t change that. 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