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Okay, so full transparency. I did dip it in a volcano after it said it was too cold. I was told not to do that before doing so, but my hubris said "nah these things are fireproof" and into the flames it went.
I go in the volcano when I want to warm up, why can't my phone?
2026-04-23T05:50:24.145Z