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Naomi Clark (@metasynthie) 暗悪直美
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5-year-old: Hey Siri, call 911!
Me: Wait, what-
Siri: I cannot contact emergency services from here.
5-year-old: Hey Siri, play call 911!
Me: Are you trying to-
5-year-old: AAAAGH SIRRRRI, PLAY CALL 911!!!!!
Me: (sighs) Hey Siri... play First of the Year (Equinox) by Skrillex
2025-08-03T13:57:33.009Z