Long Time Internet Guyhttps://bsky.app/profile/hankgreen.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/hankgreen.bsky.social/post/3mz7jqfdxps2rLess than 24 hours left for the Lifetime Pro focus friend sale. It has never been this cheap and will never be this cheap again to get a pro subscription forever. iPhone: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/focus-friend-by-hank-green/id6742278016 Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.underthing.focus.friend01 Nov 2026 00:15 +0000at://did:plc:kqbyr4gqt6p2l57htlsa4nha/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz7jqfdxps2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/hankgreen.bsky.social/post/3mz5jbnfae22gI kinda can’t get enough of rationalist-types rationalisting themselves into supernatural beliefs. It’s just so adorably human. Like, what do you mean Elon Musk believes he was chosen by aliens to be the main character of the Human Simulation? Devine right of kings for baby atheists.31 Oct 2026 05:01 +0000at://did:plc:kqbyr4gqt6p2l57htlsa4nha/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz5jbnfae22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/hankgreen.bsky.social/post/3myxvrc5ssc2wThe fish was a metaphor. [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Oct 2026 23:29 +0000at://did:plc:kqbyr4gqt6p2l57htlsa4nha/app.bsky.feed.post/3myxvrc5ssc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/hankgreen.bsky.social/post/3mykgrghxtk2bWow! Disgusting!! [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Oct 2026 14:56 +0000at://did:plc:kqbyr4gqt6p2l57htlsa4nha/app.bsky.feed.post/3mykgrghxtk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/hankgreen.bsky.social/post/3myg3k5src22cWeird Story real quick… A year ago my friend Bria and I released a cute little app that installs an easily distractible bean on your phone. If you use your phone less the bean can knit more and then you can trade in the stuff they knit for decor for their house. SINCE THEN............21 Oct 2026 21:24 +0000at://did:plc:kqbyr4gqt6p2l57htlsa4nha/app.bsky.feed.post/3myg3k5src22chttps://bsky.app/profile/hankgreen.bsky.social/post/3mybboz43qk2cFirst day of President Ocasio Cortez’s term better be just executive orders officially changing Republican Congresspeople’s names to “America!”19 Oct 2026 23:31 +0000at://did:plc:kqbyr4gqt6p2l57htlsa4nha/app.bsky.feed.post/3mybboz43qk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/hankgreen.bsky.social/post/3mybbkbpxzk2cMy therapist doesn’t know about “You Can See Everything.” She wasn’t even sure she’d heard of Theranos. I live in another universe.19 Oct 2026 23:28 +0000at://did:plc:kqbyr4gqt6p2l57htlsa4nha/app.bsky.feed.post/3mybbkbpxzk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/hankgreen.bsky.social/post/3myaaiiiqm22cI dreamed I tweeted “if Quebec gains independence will they call it “New Quebec” or will there just be two Quebecs?” because dream Hank thought there was already a country called Quebec. Possibly in Europe?19 Oct 2026 13:37 +0000at://did:plc:kqbyr4gqt6p2l57htlsa4nha/app.bsky.feed.post/3myaaiiiqm22chttps://bsky.app/profile/hankgreen.bsky.social/post/3my6i5ttivk2rExcited to announce that I have brought on @austinwitherspoon.com to help build, support, and maintain the Hank (and John) Green suite of fun lil games! hankgreen.com/games.html18 Oct 2026 20:49 +0000at://did:plc:kqbyr4gqt6p2l57htlsa4nha/app.bsky.feed.post/3my6i5ttivk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/hankgreen.bsky.social/post/3my2ahwrkg224Roses are red. Tires are flammable...17 Oct 2026 04:21 +0000at://did:plc:kqbyr4gqt6p2l57htlsa4nha/app.bsky.feed.post/3my2ahwrkg224https://bsky.app/profile/hankgreen.bsky.social/post/3mxmpulva422pREUNION VIDEO!?!?!? BUT LIGHTNING ROUND!?!?! Please ask questions for our first ever Lightning Round Reunion Video!11 Oct 2026 19:19 +0000at://did:plc:kqbyr4gqt6p2l57htlsa4nha/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxmpulva422phttps://bsky.app/profile/hankgreen.bsky.social/post/3mxkovxjzw22cHello, if you have a child 4 and 12, I might like to answer their science questions...please send them to hankandjohn@gmail.com I will make a video featuring some of these questions with "first name - Age" being the only identifying feature!10 Oct 2026 23:56 +0000at://did:plc:kqbyr4gqt6p2l57htlsa4nha/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxkovxjzw22chttps://bsky.app/profile/hankgreen.bsky.social/post/3mxi2it7vtc2wHello, I'm doing a thing...can you reply to this with questions?09 Oct 2026 22:46 +0000at://did:plc:kqbyr4gqt6p2l57htlsa4nha/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxi2it7vtc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/hankgreen.bsky.social/post/3mxhqmo6t2k2wCant wait to hear what @leehtml.bsky.social has to say about this one...09 Oct 2026 19:49 +0000at://did:plc:kqbyr4gqt6p2l57htlsa4nha/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxhqmo6t2k2whttps://bsky.app/profile/hankgreen.bsky.social/post/3mxhlj5353s2ePizzamas is all fun and games until it's the last day and you still haven't recorded your video...BUT THAT'S HOW IT ALWAYS USED TO BE!! "Good Morning John" used to be a running joke because I never uploaded before, like 8pm!09 Oct 2026 18:17 +0000at://did:plc:kqbyr4gqt6p2l57htlsa4nha/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxhlj5353s2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/hankgreen.bsky.social/post/3mxfwakiqpk2hIs this anything?09 Oct 2026 02:24 +0000at://did:plc:kqbyr4gqt6p2l57htlsa4nha/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxfwakiqpk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/hankgreen.bsky.social/post/3mxfqvt7rcc2n😍 [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Oct 2026 00:49 +0000at://did:plc:kqbyr4gqt6p2l57htlsa4nha/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxfqvt7rcc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/hankgreen.bsky.social/post/3mxfpwizxvk2nExperimentation has begun.09 Oct 2026 00:31 +0000at://did:plc:kqbyr4gqt6p2l57htlsa4nha/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxfpwizxvk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/hankgreen.bsky.social/post/3mx3zeva2js2vThe hilarious thing about Whole Foods banning MSG is that Whole Foods is, nonetheless, packed full of MSG.05 Oct 2026 03:54 +0000at://did:plc:kqbyr4gqt6p2l57htlsa4nha/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx3zeva2js2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/hankgreen.bsky.social/post/3mwpcvmyot22vMola Cult x Pizzamas [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Sep 2026 02:40 +0000at://did:plc:kqbyr4gqt6p2l57htlsa4nha/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwpcvmyot22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/hankgreen.bsky.social/post/3mvlj3h6aps2k🚨🚨🚨NEW BILL WURTZ🚨🚨🚨15 Sep 2026 20:54 +0000at://did:plc:kqbyr4gqt6p2l57htlsa4nha/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvlj3h6aps2khttps://bsky.app/profile/hankgreen.bsky.social/post/3mv6onb43ps2xThis is the longest average-solve-time 4x3 I have ever made and I am proud of it. A lot of fails though! 4x3.fun10 Sep 2026 18:29 +0000at://did:plc:kqbyr4gqt6p2l57htlsa4nha/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6onb43ps2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/hankgreen.bsky.social/post/3muntv3xisk2pAlright y'all...04 Sep 2026 01:48 +0000at://did:plc:kqbyr4gqt6p2l57htlsa4nha/app.bsky.feed.post/3muntv3xisk2p