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Jeremy Mower
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Flair provides a distraction (and dies horribly). Norton suplexes the gorilla to Fuck You City. Patrick's just there to do the three-count.
If Virgil is the one distracting, only 80% chance he dies. He's a veteran at this sort of thing.
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