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Jesse
jesseltaylor.bsky.social
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CHOTINER: You have seven children?
BOWSER: Yes, yes I do.
CHOTINER: And they spend their time setting up elaborate worlds in an attempt to commit kidnapping and murder?
BOWSER: Sure.
CHOTINER: Do they go to school?
BOWSER: They're homeschooled.
CHOTINER: In your home?
BOWSER: My castle, yes.
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