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Kolchak
kolchak.bsky.social
did:plc:6gfbzofe5iekcsouhhhkrnsy
“Many people are saying I died. Can you believe it? I didn’t. But if I did I would do it bigly. I will have the most loney, miserable death you’ve ever seen. Nobody knows how to die on a toilet like me. The paramedics will slip in Big Mac sauce and everything. It will be like a Paul Blart movie.”
2025-08-30T17:00:27.608Z