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Kolchak
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Possible excuses for being late to your own announcement:
He was helping a domestic violence victim.
The Diet Coke button broke.
Despite an hour on ice, his face just kept melting.
In a fetal position on the bathroom floor after being visited by the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein.
2025-09-02T18:41:38.610Z