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tom, friend of eggbug
lizard.tools
did:plc:lws6elilof6c5lyyeck35vzx
Hi! I'm the asshole they hired to engineer those ziploc bags they use for frozen fruit where you can try and tear off the top but it never actually works and you have to go and find a pair of scissors like an idiot.
I made them this way on purpose because I hate all of you!
2026-03-10T18:46:11.599Z