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Luke R. J. Maynard
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I say that he's "playing the market like an invisible accordion," based on his usual gestures. You're probably right, he's too stupid to do it knowingly.
But his *handlers* know what he'll say before he says it, and schedule his most outrageous public remarks on Fridays just before closing bell.
https://media.tenor.com/5kZ5QeJB59MAAAAC/trump-hands-donald-trump.gif?hh=393&ww=498
2025-09-23T05:19:00.204Z