This is a heavily interactive web application, and JavaScript is required. Simple HTML interfaces are possible, but that is not what this is.
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macphoenix.bsky.social
did:plc:wt2jvhb2v3ebx2ttihaevqq3
“Happy Birthday, love. I got an extra large bottle of lube because, obviously, you have a huge, flabby arsehole… Oh. I’m your huge, flabby arsehole?”
2025-08-16T21:57:07.305Z