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MajorFlake
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Our lights are out. It’s been 2 minutes, 28 seconds. The situation is dire.
Summer night Florida temperatures plummet as low as 65 degrees. I push the thoughts out of my head but as time passes they make their way to the forefront of my mind:
Will I resort to cannibalism?
2026-07-17T00:42:37.271Z