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Matt Wallace
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So I wanna talk about Shoppin’ Sheryl and her Mini Market for a sec cuz this may be the most woefully mis-marketed doll in toy history
She had
A jointed thumb like GI Joe’s combat grip
A goddamn MAGNETIC hand
Swivel hip joint
360 jointed neck
This is not a “shopper” this is a f*cking ASSASSIN
2025-08-26T23:13:18.400Z