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McSweeney's
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"I don’t have time to deal with these whisk-wielding cynics. I’m too busy bestowing five-star reviews all over the internet, scattering them like sprinkles on the dozen vanilla cupcake recipes I didn’t and will never make."
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2026-07-26T13:30:17.966Z