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August should still smell like sunscreen and tomatoes—not polyester capes and pumpkin-scented everything. Let the gourds ripen before the goblins riot. 🎃🛒 Vermont’s still wearing flip-flops, not fangs.
2025-08-31T12:49:34.406Z