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Iona Brand
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This reminds me of a bit in a Tom Sharpe book - either Riotous Assembly or Indecent Exposure.
It concerned Dr. Von Blimenstein who convinced the reptile keeper at Piemburg Zoo that his fear of snakes was not a result of being bitten 27 times, but rather a form of penis envy.
2025-09-01T06:39:27.507Z