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Doug
mynameisstilldoug.bsky.social
did:plc:tee7ueowey6525x6go2ocoh2
found a dang ancient Orange Julius Caesar in the freakin' white house you mean
and i'm comfortable doing the thing from the OP in an ironically-detached way because he already said he wouldn't see it
2025-08-30T02:44:03.604Z