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Smithons
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I 100% promise to stop drinking, philandering, and assaulting if you put me in charge of the military. I will even pinky promise on it, so you know I’m super serious.*
*only M-F
**only M-F unless there’s an office Christmas party.
***actually only Tu-We
****my mom says I should get this job.
2024-12-05T23:54:52.252Z