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Sordid / Internet Dad
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The truth is, these bitches (affectionate) dance for *me*.
I twist the knife. I wring out the tears. I make them plead... and then they THANK me.
And sometimes there's free pizza, which, honestly, would be worth it on its own.
2025-08-27T21:22:18.726Z