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When I do it, Gollum screams in agony! "No!, precious, no! Stupid! The Stupids! It burns us, yes precious, burns us! Oh, it BURNS! Soon, only ashes, precious, ashes of poor Smeagol's bones! We begs You, precious, we BEGS! Make it stop, precious, stop the nasty burn now!"

2025-08-29T17:28:21.208Z