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Spiked Doormat
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It would serve Elongated Muskrat right if his fear of being assassinated ends up fulfilled by one of his own bodyguards courtesy of Putin. The only way to top that is if Lil' Human Shield ends up killing him directly.
2025-08-30T15:16:01.706Z