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I am Jack’s Raging Bile Duct
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Author of the Bible and most of Shakespeare’s plays. Has amazing telekinetic abilities and x-ray vision but has pledged to use them only for the good of humanity. Occasionally makes building crumble then scours the wreckage for free office supplies.