This is a heavily interactive web application, and JavaScript is required. Simple HTML interfaces are possible, but that is not what this is.
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Stephen Collins
stephencollins.bsky.social
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[Smug parent produces a crumpled little wrapped present]
SP: The gift of boredom.
[He gives it to his child, who opens it to find it empty]
CHILD: What is it
SP: Some boredom. Now piss off.
2025-09-01T21:34:12.902Z