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The Onion
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“Our autopsy found the Holy Father had a substantial amount of Eucharist in his system— roughly four times the legal limit—at the time of death,” said Fernando Ruini
https://theonion.com/vatican-coroner-confirms-eucharistic-overdose/
2025-04-25T00:30:05.578Z