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The Onion
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“I’ve accomplished all I really intended to accomplish as a father—spreading my seed, preserving my bloodline—and now I can spend more time focusing on other things,” said Elon Musk https://theonion.com/elon-musk-announces-plans-to-step-back-from-fatherhood/
2025-05-23T00:30:06.052Z