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The Onion
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“Oh my gosh, I didn’t even realize it was Josh without those dark bags under his eyes and his usual lifeless monotone,” said Lingard’s coworker Alison Conners
https://theonion.com/man-unrecognizable-after-full-8-hours-of-sleep/
2026-01-29T00:00:16.653Z