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Defending the frontier against the Xur and the Ko-Dan armada.

therealjohnnyfive.bsky.social

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I'm only on here so I could submit my comedy slop to satire websites for validation from internet strangers. Are we still doing pronouns in work Zoom? Zhey/ZAM! Oh god, I need a job before I lose my house.