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Truman Chipotle
trumanchipotle.com
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You — trying on some dainty red heels at the mall shoe store
Me — wearing four shoes, one on each hand and foot, rapidly skittering through the aisles like an ancient lizard creature until Mall Security catches, restrains, and tases me repeatedly
2026-07-27T18:29:15.667Z