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The Wall Street Journal
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As I type this, a battery-powered computer tucked in my, er, swimsuit area is monitoring for my next flatus, writes Christopher Mims. Yes, flatus means “fart.” Don’t judge me—it’s for science.
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2026-02-26T00:18:31.657Z