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WulfHelm
wulfhelm.bsky.social
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On behalf of all men everywhere.
I'd like to apologise.
We don't mean to piss on the mat, but sometimes we do.
It's not deliberate. It's hydrolics.
If you doubt me, try watering a garden with a variable flow hose.
Yes.
I pissed on mat.
Again.
2025-08-30T19:07:40.502Z